Wednesday, May 15, 2024

Smiles From the Bible 

What kind of man was Boaz before he married? Ruthless

What do they call pastors in Germany? German Shepherds 

Who was the greatest financier? Noah. He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation

Who was the greatest female financier? Pharoah's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a prophet. 

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. The apostles were all in one Accord.

Who was the greatest comedian? Samson, he brought the house down.

Who was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible? Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once. 

Which area of Palestine was very wealthy? The banks around Jordan were always overflowing. 

Which Bible character had no parents? Joshua. He was son of Nun.

Tomorrow: A series on globalism begins 


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