More Troops to Border   

   The Pentagon will send 3,750 more troops to the U.S.-Mexico border, greatly increasing the total number of active-duty troops to 4,350. 

   Eventually, when we have more troops on the border than in Iraq and Afghanistan, we'll know there is a crisis. 


The Year of the Pig
   
   Since the Chinese plan to dominate the world economically and militarily, we might as well begin learning their customs. Today they celebrate Lunar New Year, marking the Year of the Pig on their zodiac calendar. Oink!   

      Jimmy