Friday, March 9, 2018

   It would not be fair for me to attend the fair before posting today's Views. 

   Anyway, there's no time like the present to present you with another edition of Writing Workshop. We hope you don't object to the object of this discussion.

   All writers must subject the subject of their work to a test of reader interest, or it won't work.

   You can co-author an article about boating, for example, but don't get into a row about how to row.

   Always be careful. If you tear a page, you will shed a tear.

   Well, the wind is howling outside, so we'd better wind this down. It's so bad a dove just dove into our refuse container, but we refuse to get out the lead and lead it back to its perch, where no perch are swimming.

   If it hurt itself, the bird may be an invalid, but that's an invalid reason for us to interrupt this workshop. Then again, how can we intimate our meanness to our most intimate readers?

   We've messaged this message long enough; we're getting close to the end, so we'll just close.

   One miscellaneous tip: When you change the channel, check for loose change in the couch; then couch your words carefully and send a small check to pay for our ticket to the fair. Wouldn't that be fair? 

      Jimmy
For this, blame a friend who emailed us some homonyms

    



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