Part Two: Stolen Presentation for your Fascination

   If you don't want to stand for the national anthem, give your legs to a veteran who lost his. That way a real man can stand in your place.

   Want to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That's how gun control works.

   Just got a full tank of gas for $22. Granted, it was for my lawn mower, but I'm trying to stay positive.

   There once was a movie in which only the police and military had guns. It was called "Schindler's List."

   Who else had a "ministry of truth?" Hitler. Goebbels. Stalin. 

   Andy has left Mayberry. Barney is now in charge.

   If kids knew what they wanted to be at age 8, the world would be filled with cowboys and princesses. I wanted to be a pirate. Thank goodness nobody took me seriously and scheduled me for eye removal and peg leg surgery - Bill Maher

   We're churning out a generation of poorly educated people with no skill, no ambition, no guidance, and no realistic expectations of what it means to go to work - Mike Rowe

My parents were part of the "greatest generation." 

Are we now among the worst? That quickly?

Or was it slavery and the Civil War?