Something Went Wrong   

   You think we refer to ballot counting? Well, that. Yes. 

   But instead we offer a few more headline chuckles ... while we await the hurricane in South Florida. 

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says  Really? Ya' think? 

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  Isn't that going too far? 

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  What a guy!!!

Miners Refuse to Work After Death  No good-for-nothing lazy-so-and-so's! 

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  That's easier than a fair trial.

War Dims Hope for Peace  We can see where it might have that effect. 

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile  We had no idea. 

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  Who would have thought?  

London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something.

 

   We have one more batch of tricky headlines, which we'll provide another day when the news is going wrong and you have dim hope for peace of mind. 

         Jimmy

                                       Source: A friend in North Carolina