Proof Readers Needed  

   Need a job? Somebody needs proof readers. At the least, these winners may help us recover from recent political pollution.

In a laundromat: Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.    

In a department store: Bargain basement upstairs.

In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder bring it back or further steps will be taken. 

In an office: After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. 

Outside a second-hand shop: We exchange anything. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?  

In a health food window: Closed due to illness.

In a safari park: Elephants, please stay in your car. 

During a conference: For anyone who has children and  doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor.

In a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free; but the bull charges. 

On a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. 

On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.) 

In the San Gabriel Valley Tribune: Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter.  (Think a newspaper editor would know a man shouldn't do that?) 

More to come in the near future