Comic Relief 

    Yes, while they continue recounting ballots, we need more comic relief. Check out these headlines:  

Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide  They may be on to something.

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  There's something stronger than duct tape?

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge  Maybe he IS the charge! 

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group  As in heavier? 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space  Shouldn't eat beans in space. 

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks  And we thought cannibalism is unlawful.  

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half  Chain massacre for real. 

Hospitals Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  How dare they discriminate by size? 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead  Hence, "twice dead."