We are living in a somber Spring, but a friend sent us welcome humor. This is different for Views By the Sea, but amid these "safer at home" days, we decided to share the fun. Some included illustrations.
A cat reclines in a chair as if reading a newspaper, eyeglasses sitting on its nose: The difference between a cat and a comma - a cat has claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
A doctor tells his patient, a cat: "Bad news. It's curiosity."
A koala bear insists it is a bear. "I have all the koalifications."
Some people should use a glue stick rather than chap stick.
A woman washing a large stack of dishes asks, "Remember when you were young and wanted to grow up so you could do anything and go wherever you wanted? How's that working out?"
A duckling sees a man-made look alike: "I can't believe you had plastic surgery."
The officer calls headquarters to report that an old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped. "Have you arrested her?" "Not yet. The floor is still wet."
People are prisoners of their phones. That's why they're called cell phones.
A painter finishes work on an office door: Psycho the rapist. The man behind him says, "It's all one word, George."
How many boxes of Thin Mints do I have to eat before I start seeing results?
Why did cows return to the marijuana field? The pot called the cattle back.
Boy: "Dad, in other countries you don't know who your wife is until you get married." Dad: "It's like that everywhere, son."
That's All Folks!
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