2019
They Kept on Coming 

* Events in our county

   A dog got behind the wheel of a running car and knocked it into gear. It circled a cul-de-sac for an hour - backward. 

   A family awoke on Halloween to find a stranger in underwear sitting on their roof with no memory of how he got there. 

   * Three naked women near a Pasco County rest stop led police on a 21-mile chase. They said they had just washed up and needed to "air dry." 

Creativity? 

   A man parked his Smart Car in his kitchen to protect it from Hurricane Dorian. Thieves used a woman in a tight red dress to distract a convenience store clerk while they stole 200 gallons of gas. 

   Elsewhere, a man dressed as the Easter Bunny got into a brawl.

   * In New Port Richey, people were arrested for assault with burritos. In Hudson it was a pot of hot turkey soup. And in Spring Hill, a pressure washer was used on a neighbor with a leaf blower. 

   * In Holiday, a troubled couple was arrested each for tossing a concrete block through the other's car window. They had that in common.

   * Finally, a man who goes by Rooster rode a horse while breaking into a New Port Richey home. When deputies arrived, he asked them for help because the horse had wandered away. The horse didn't even belong to him.

Can't wait to see what 2020 brings

       Jimmy