Trusting Your GPS?     
   
   Not all unusual people live in Florida. A woman in Duquesne, Pa. drove her vehicle along train tracks. She was sober...just said to police her GPS navigation app told her to turn there. 

   Following up on earlier Florida reports, a man fleeing cops dove into a canal, then was overcome by the toxic algae bloom. Maybe our new governor ought to rethink his promise to clean up Florida waters.

   Another man stole a peacock, then had to outrun - not the cops - but other peacocks in pursuit. He may have been related to the guy who crashed a stolen car in a field, being held there by a herd of cows until the law arrived.

   Our officer of the year subdued a grocery store robber by throwing cans of Bush's baked beans at him.

   A man who ate too many beans and everything else went to his final resting place in a U-Haul van. Elsewhere, an 81-year-old attacked his tennis partner with a banana. Everyone knows, he should have used his racket. 

   How about the woman on a cleaning binge at 3 a.m.? Her annoyed husband got whacked with a vacuum cleaner attachment. 

   Politicians wanted in on the act. A candidate for Congress said she had been abducted by aliens. A candidate for state House claimed to have graduated from Miami U. Accused of "fake news," she posed for a photo with a diploma - which turned out to be a fake. 

   A candidate for state attorney was arrested for running an illegal lottery. He then told a reporter his campaign was "going great." 

   All this to warn criminals from out of state: Don't try our patience. We have many ways to bring you to justice - cans of beans, peacocks, cows, bananas and vacuum hoses...not to mention gators and pythons for the worst among you. 

       Jimmy