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   Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy graduated Magna Cum Laude from Vanderbilt. He has a law degree from Virginia, and a degree from Oxford in England. 

   About Gov. Cuomo lecturing us, he said, "It is like a frog calling you ugly." 

   Here are more of his quotes: 

"The election in Georgia will be the most important in history. You have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith or an unborn baby."  

"Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress, but we can't figure out what they are good for." 

"Always follow your heart...but take your brain with you." 

"The short answer is 'no.' The long answer is 'hell no.'" 

"When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell." 

"She has a billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth." 

"You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you'd be better off hiring a squirrel." 

"This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow."

"Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant." 

"It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat." 

"This is why aliens won't talk to us." 

"Chuck Schumer just moo's and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute."

"She can strut sitting down." 

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