4th of July Amendment

    Beware, We the people may amend The Declaration of Independence, unanimously passed in 1776. The second paragraph modified...

     We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, although presidents, cabinet members, professors, mayors, governors, financial tycoons, international traders, lawyers, ambassadors, generals, news media elites, leaders of the House and Senate, and all other citizens - foreign or domestic - with excessive power and or wealth may think their equality makes them superior to the People's equality.

     Men are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness, except when those in charge rule that any or several persons do not have unalienable Rights.

     The Consent of the Governed and it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government shall be stricken. 

     Just 13 states endorsed the Declaration of Independence. Now there are 50 states. The other 37 want to be heard.   

Pearls Before Swine 

     The comics 

     Pig, Mouse and Goat are sitting at a table. Pig says, "I don't like being so powerless in this world." 

     Mouse, "Just stand up and say you're offended by something." 

     Pig shouts, "I'm offended by something." 

     Immediately they are surrounded by Woke elites:

     "Who wronged you like that?! Just give us a name! Microaggression shall not stand! Your feelings must never be harmed! Your path shall be paved with Pillows and Rainbows! For that poor piggy has the God-given right to never be offended again!" 

     Mouse, "It's quite the era." 

     Goat, "I'm offended by this comic."