Friday, March 29, 2019

We're All Alike     
           After these many centuries, smart people have discovered there is no difference between men and women, male and female. You can be whatever you want to be. 

   These guys must be smart, because they're college profs, or scientists or something equally important. 

   So, we'll take their word for it and apply it to the rest of the animal kingdom - all products of chance, of course. 

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   There is no difference between a bull and a cow, whether we're talking cattle, elephants, whales, oxen, seals, bison, buffaloes or goats. In the deer (including moose) and antelope families, there is no difference between a stag (or buck) and a doe

   A cock, or rooster, is the same as a hen. A drake and a hen are the same thing on a duck pond.

   There is no difference between an ass (or jack) and a jenny, among donkeys. A gander is one and the same as a goose.

   Drones are found in every colony, but don't tell the queen it is a worker. Yeah. There's some mystery in the bee hive. 

   A stallion (or gelding) horse, mule or zebra is just like the mare.

   Finally, there is no difference between a sire (dog) and a bitch, and the same can be said of a tom and a molly (which is called a queen or dam after motherhood). 

   Any questions?

       Jimmy



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