Get the Book

     Before you vote, go to Walmart and buy a book about the achievements of Kamala Harris. 

     It won't take you long to read it. Every page is blank.

Get the Truth

     There is a politician who graduated from Yale, Magna Cum Laude. (I think that means he is smart. My sister got the same recognition, although far from Yale.) He had time to captain Yale's baseball team and batted .336 in his senior year. That would be baseball's version of Magna Cum Laude. 

     He went on to Harvard Law School, earning Juris Doctor Cum Laude. He followed that with a Reserve Naval officers commission, with various assignments, and reached the rank of lieutenant. He worked with detainees at Guantanamo Bay, then Naval Special Warfare Command Group, assigned to SEAL Team One. Off to Iran as a legal adviser. 

     Our man won the Bronze Star Medal, Navy & Marine Corp Commendation Medal, and other metals.

     Then he returned home as an assistant U.S. attorney, here in Florida, his home state. 

     You probably know we're writing about Ron Desantis, our excellent governor cum laude, who tried but could not rally the support (President) Donald Trump maintains. Okay. Not every voter knows what we just provided you. And we're not claiming he would be a better president.

     We just demonstrated the nation can choose a Candidate Cum Laude to help us through difficult times, here and abroad. Ms. Harris is qualified only to be the chuckles front "woman" while liberals who bat .336 politically determine your future and ours. 

                Jimmy (Bachler's degree) Donut