Safe at Home   

In More Ways Than One    

   More crazy rules

   Ballplayers not likely to enter the game will sit in the empty stands near the dugout...with distancing. There is a diagram for anyone needing directions. 

   Some relief pitchers might sit behind the bullpen. No bull. They must bring their own rosin bag, and batters must bring their own pine tar rags and donuts (weights). Everyone not in action must wear a mask. 

   Pitchers are forbidden from licking their fingers; instead, they will carry a wet rag in their pocket. No fraternizing with opponents, or arguing, subject to ejection and suspension. 

   No fighting or contact with others except in normal game action. When a runner is safe on base, the infielder must step away immediately. Therefore, everyone will be "safe." 

   Sunflower seeds and tobacco are prohibited. They can chew gum, but not spit it out.  

   As for signs given by coaches and catchers, they must not touch their face with their hands, or wipe away sweat, or use fingers to whistle.  

   To limit time huddled in the clubhouse, a rain delay results in suspension of play for the day.    

   For idle time, ping pong paddles, playing cards and dominoes must be disinfected.

   Mascots are permitted in home ballparks, but who will they entertain? 

   If this isn't in the rules, it should be: Note to home plate umpires - Turn your head before calling each ball and strike. 

   We thought pitcher David Price opted out of this short season to save his aging arm. Or, maybe he is addicted to sunflower seeds. Or, he is the only wise guy in the whole bunch.

         Jimmy