Won Last Silly Saturday 

Reed it out loud

     If u new what eye knew, u wood no their is awe town named Florida, Missouri...the birthplace of Mark Twain, whose reel name was Samuel Clemens. On the Mississippi river, "mark twain" meant a depth of 12 feet. Eye have a pen name two: Jimmy Donut. Sew we had that in common, as well as righting four awe living.  

     Twain is considered the father of American literature. He rote books, like Huckleberry Finn, worked as awe journalist, as did eye, as awe riverboat pilot, an (unsuccessful) minor, and traveled the world. He was well red and could right with the best of writers.

     Wee think of hymn - on the hole - as the whole story. Twain traveled the country, Europe and bee yawned. 

     Mind u, eye don't mind being second pen. But why can't eye due what he did? He dyed in 1910. Eye am a live and eye have a computer. He did knot. Who nose?

     Eye can sea every country he did without leaving my chair. Twain got through the fifth grade. Eye have a degree in journalism. He dyed at age 75. Eye m still writing at 86. 

     Twain went bankrupt, but recovered. Eye wrecked my motorcycle, and recovered. OK. OK. Moor readers have red The Prince and the Pauper than will ever reed my blogs (moor than 36,000 sew far). But, that is knot my grave in Elmira, NY. Their is still tyme two right.

        Gymme 

 There are more than 50 pairs of words we didn't use

some spelled & sound alike, others only sound alike